Have some Jackass. (Vaas Montenegro x Handsome Jack)
“Come on baby, don’t be like that. Don’t gimme the cold shoulder~”
"…wha’cha you thinking about?~"
To get more achievements, me and Ani have changed characters.
She’s playing as my husbando and I’m….
I feel so dirty….everything feels wrong…..
…I feel so tall…..
FFFFt I shall upload smut tomorrow, I have a few images kinda finished, but gimme some more stuff to work on in the mean time~
avatar shakira masters the four elements and bridges the gap between the latin world and the english speaking world while slaying all basic mayo skinned pop hoes with her hips
Imagine your OTP having rough sex. Person A fucks Person B hard and fast, keeping a bruising grip on their hips. A bites down on B’s shoulder as they come, and B leaves deep scratches over A’s back.
zer0 you are getting kind of unreasonable
Yeah but, imagine him with his legs like over Sal’s shoulders because they’re so long and he just has to cling on to his hair or something. Or he just limpets on to him while Salvador is just like “No. No. No. Get off. I swear to fuck. No.” Then he just gives in and Zer0 won’t shut up with cheesy haiku’s while the others make “you got whipped” jokes.
W-where did this come from….omg you’re so sweet, that makes me feel fuzzy uwu/ <333
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard